L. E. Hewitt

Gotta love this weather.  Springtime warm-up is here!  It's gonna be 72 on Monday.  The only thing is, that one neighbor down the street will ruin the whole experience by going out and mowing his yard.  I just know it!  Why can't he just wait until Mid-May like any sane person?  Perhaps I should just sneak down there this weekend and sabotage his mower.  I would be doing it for the greater good of the men in the community who still possess their man card.  Personally, I plan to spend such a beautiful weather day in the Mancave with the doors and windows open, music playing, sipping on some sweet tea and lounging in my old Mancave chair.  I will call it a planning session.  No actual projects will be completed.