|Posted by lehewitt on June 2, 2015 at 10:55 PM|
I have been running all over creation these past few weeks. I have rarely been home for more than a day or two at a time. This has somehow caused the house to become a disaster area. I think someone must be sneaking in and having parties when I am gone or something.
I am hereby soliciting volunteers to come and clean. Experts in laundry, cat hair, and leftovers are needed. Pay is low, but the company is good. Please come quick!